Well, I’m supposed to write something here, so here goes:
I’m not a writer. If you’re following this blog, don’t expect long, heartbroken verses about love and whatnot. No. Honestly, I find all that preposterous.
So why do I have a blog? I’m not really sure myself. Let’s just assume that I was bored when I created it. Yes. That sounds apt(-get. Hue hue. That’s just a nerdy Debian joke. Ho ho ho. Please laugh. So now you understand why I have no life.)
So when can you expect new posts? It’s really simple. Keep one eye on this line of text. Okay? Scroll up. Now, let the other eye slide up to the top of this page. Good? Now let it slide to the right. Do you read what is written there? Nice. Now bring that eye down, and read what’s written below:
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed
– As You Like It